insomniac-arrest:

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otterwise:

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

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flimflix:

tallwife:

flimflix:

tallwife:

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kharah:

yeah physically i’m weak but emotionally i’m weaker

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anglelica:

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

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rabioheab:

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now

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blujayonthewing:

skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat:

Originally posted by oysters-aint-for-me

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